The Middle Finger Slinger

Alright, I had what I thought was an amazing topic to cover today, the middle finger.   Sadly, there is just such a mountain of information already written on the topic of the middle finger that I’d feel like I was making the internet a very redundant place.  So, instead of regurgitating information I will write one quick paragraph stating my own opinion on the middle finger and then I’ll provide a few links to amazingly informative websites such as themiddlefinger.com, which ironically wasn’t very informative, but the name is priceless.

Here is my piece on the glorious middle finger, every true American/bad ass’s favorite sign language.    It’s applicable to almost any situation where you feel the need to do something bad ass.  Sometimes it may be looked upon as immature or dumb, but I’d say that the pros far outweigh the cons here and I’m going to give you guys some true life scenarios where you come out on top just by using the middle finger.   You come in to class and find out that you failed your final, it’s the last day of school and you know you’re just really fucked, so just flick off the teacher and throw some books, go out with a bang if you know what I mean.   You’re still failing but at least you’ll have felt a little bad ass.  Some might even say, that feeling is priceless; it’s a high you can’t buy.   Okay, you’re at the grocery store and you find out that you’re one cent short, and ask the checker to give you a break, he doesn’t and you’re still screwed and embarrassed at least you can flick that guy off.   In this situation you may possibly be more embarrassed depending upon your tolerance for such things, also do not do this if the checker is bigger than you or if you are Mormon.  It’s not that there’s anything wrong with being Mormon, you just shouldn’t be a naughty Mormon.    In conclusion, there are a million and one things to say about the middle finger, it’s applicable to almost every situation and almost universally recognized.   So, here is my challenge to all of you.  Go out and flick of anyone and everyone, don’t think, just shoot the bird!
Link Time:
The Ooze, Finger Page: This website has so much middle finger knowledge that it will blow your brain, I’m not sure but I think they release some sort of middle finger periodical.  Just go check it out.
Galileo’s Middle Finger: This is Galileo’s middle finger, the actual thing! Kind of sick but at the same time I’d like to touch it.   It looks like a raisin.
The Middle Finger.com: Well, not so informative, but the name is just such that I have to include it.  You can submit your own middle finger pictures here!